Nike's Stanley The Ref Commercials.

In honor of Dennis Hopper, I thought it would be fitting to post his Nike commercials as Stanley, the crazy referee. I don't know the exact date these first started airing, but I do know it was sometime in the early to mid 90's. My Dad and I used to love the Bruce Smith one and would quote it for years to come. I am pretty sure he still has the Nike: Bad Things Man t-shirt I got for him back in the day. Anyways, hope you enjoy the commercials as much as we did.

Bruce Smith... Bad things, man.

Troy Aikman... Took it! Like a man, man.

Barry Sanders... You don't even want to know about Barry Sanders, man.

Sterling Sharpe... Like a freight train, man. Choo choo. Choo choo baby.

Michael Irvin... Does Michael hear the footsteps? Does Michael fear the footsteps?

Hardy Nickerson... Act Casual.

Junior Seau... That's Junior Seau's footprint, man.

Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin... They have ESP, man.

Epic and Honest Mobile Home Commercial.

If this commercial is actually real I want to shake ol' Robert's hand. How he survived beatings like those is beyond me. Watch the video or don't, I don't care

*Eagle Scream*

Thanks Bohrey.

Nike - Write The Future Commercial (Full Length Version).

Nike's new World Cup commercial entitled Write The Future was directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu (Amores Perros, 21 Grams). Like all Nike football and soccer commercials, it's badass. Check it out for yourself. Don't forget the World Cup starts next month. Go 'Merica, Portugal (even though they're in the death bracket), and South Korea.

The Best Commercial Ever.

I have no idea what Pro-Line is, but If you don't laugh at this you seriously lack a sense of humor.

Call Of Duty: Black Ops Teaser Trailer.

I'm not the biggest gamer, in fact I'm pretty sure I use my xbox more for DVD's than actual game play. Regardless, I know Call of Duty is kind of a big deal in the video game world. Here's the new teaser trailer for the Black Ops edition. My homie Scott worked on the sound for the game over at Treyarch. He's a good dude, so I am happy for him. Check out the trailer below and be sure to buy the game when it comes out November 9th.

Random Stuff, Vol. 7...

Queens of the Stone Age Reunion... Not, Malefic Being Sad, Banana with a Top Hat, Google The Droids We're Looking For, Wino on the Moon, ZZ Top, Neurosis, A Trip To The Moon, The Karate Kid's Apartment, Balrock's Cave, The iPad... Literally, Hell Yeah Motherfucker, Chris Bosh got a Boo Boo, The Shining Cuckoo Clock, Fag Oscar Signs, Evian's Live Young Ad, ...So I Became A God, Jack Nicholson Hates The Dark Knight Joker, Terry Richardson x Lil' Wayne x Shaun White.

Master of Business Card Throwing.

Viral campaign for Samsung's H205 Camcorder. The dude is incredible, just watch.

Random Stuff, Vol. 6...

Marc Jacobs loves him some Street Art, Pac-Man Ain't Scurred..., Ole Miss x Star Wars Nerds, Blue Diamond Almonds are delicious, Still need to try Bold Jalapeno Smokehouse, Black Mamba, Revenge On The Pigs, UCC: Good Coffee Smile, Dave Grohl (Nirvana) Rocking A Fuct Snapback, UCC Coffee = BEST. COFFEE. EVER., The Billy Goat Express, Puma <3's Die Antwoord, The Jiffy Mart in Caruthers, Shawn Bradley vs. Avery Johnson, I Am Madam Satan, When did Vampires start sparkling?!, 1977 Coachella Lineup.

Terry Crews x Tim & Eric x Old Spice Commercials.

These came out a couple weeks ago, but they're too good not to post. Terry Crews is the man. Can definitely see the Tim & Eric influence, gotta love it.

Building kick! Explosion!!!

Awesome Shit, Vol. 3...

The Phantom HD Camera, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, In-N-Out all the way in the Fast Food Bracket, Some furry mutant with a shotgun, '48 Buick Streamliner, Google Fail: Why?, Google Fail: What?, Awesome Hyundai Coupe Pit-bull Ad, Awesome Nikon Face Detect Ad, Clint Eastwood and a Orangutan, Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage, Coffinwood's Demo Cover, Alan Hynes' PAC-MAN, Jon Smith's Don't Mess With The Bull, Young Man, Mickey Mort by Johannes Baptista-Ludwig, Joshua Budich's King (Palmer), Hero Design Wide Right: The Curse of The Buffalo Bills, Black Jesus Smash!!!