Michael Phelps x ROOR.

Who cares if he smoked weed, dude won 8 GOLD MEDALS when he was 23. What were you doing when you were 23? Probably doing the same thing as him sans the gold medals. Yes, I totally understand we don't want little kids getting high, but come on America, there are bigger problems to freak out about than this. It's not like he's doing steroids. If you're gonna give him shit, shouldn't it be for his DUI back in 2004? Why didn't we hear anything about that when he was winning 8 gold medals and destroying fools in China?

Can you imagine how much smoke he can fit in those freakishly large lungs??