Nike's Stanley The Ref Commercials.

In honor of Dennis Hopper, I thought it would be fitting to post his Nike commercials as Stanley, the crazy referee. I don't know the exact date these first started airing, but I do know it was sometime in the early to mid 90's. My Dad and I used to love the Bruce Smith one and would quote it for years to come. I am pretty sure he still has the Nike: Bad Things Man t-shirt I got for him back in the day. Anyways, hope you enjoy the commercials as much as we did.

Bruce Smith... Bad things, man.

Troy Aikman... Took it! Like a man, man.

Barry Sanders... You don't even want to know about Barry Sanders, man.

Sterling Sharpe... Like a freight train, man. Choo choo. Choo choo baby.

Michael Irvin... Does Michael hear the footsteps? Does Michael fear the footsteps?

Hardy Nickerson... Act Casual.

Junior Seau... That's Junior Seau's footprint, man.

Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin... They have ESP, man.

Darren Woodson...

I miss having a Safety like Woodson. Dude was a beast. 5x Pro Bowl selection, 3x First-Team All-Pro, and 3x Super Bowl Champion. I love that whoever edited this highlight reel used a Three 6 Mafia song. I only wish he had more footage. It's still pretty rad, check it out.

Awesome Shit, Vol. 6.

I don't know what this is from, but skeletons are rad, Lil' Wayne in Beetle Juice, Braden's Perfect Game... Suck on that A-Fraud, America, Fuck Yeah: The Ford Model, Banksy in LA, Shipwrecked Bros, Amazing Episode of Breaking Bad, Target Field, Opening Day, Anatomy of Vic Rattlehead, Old School Slayer T-Shirt, Best Barry Bonds Photo Ever, A Lucha libre riding a surfboard in a sea of people while it's pouring rain (I couldn't even make that up if I tried), Grandma Likes To Party, When you gotta go, you gotta go, Ed Repka x Death's Leprosy Album Art, Hipster Cat, Early Bo Jackson Sports Illustrated Cover, The original Blizzard Beasts: Immortal, Terry Bradshaw's Missing a Tooth, Go Buy Black Breath's new album Heavy Breathing right now! Or not...

Random Stuff, Vol. 8...

Richard Ramirez aka The Night Stalker, Sleep... Greatest Stoner Metal Band Ever? St. Pauli Hooligan, Lady isn't impressed w/ Shaun White at all, Hunter's Getting Big, Drunk Demon, McNabb's Redskins Jersey, T-Bone's Hamlet, Of course Danny Bonaduce likes the Phillies, Get Well Chi Cheng, Don't Forget About Haiti, OG Grant Hill, Win Ben Stein's Money, The Ghetto JanSport, Making friends is Bud's business, Christian Slater is Brian Kelly in Gleaming The Cube, Insane Mike Tyson Tattoo, Mini Dragons Do Exist, Coffinworm, Scott Kelly Loves The Raiders.

Nike - Write The Future Commercial (Full Length Version).

Nike's new World Cup commercial entitled Write The Future was directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu (Amores Perros, 21 Grams). Like all Nike football and soccer commercials, it's badass. Check it out for yourself. Don't forget the World Cup starts next month. Go 'Merica, Portugal (even though they're in the death bracket), and South Korea.

Rich Eisen x Jacoby Ford x Tim Tebow x Terrance Cody's 40 @ The Combine.

Awesome Shit, Vol. 5...

Bill Murray called my Mom a weirdo... True Story, "Bob" Clemente's Baseball Card, Best Picture Ever?, The San Francicso Giants, The Joy (Division) of Morning Wood, Roberto Clemente, '61 Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris Topps Cards, The Best Metal Picture Ever, Chuck Schuldiner of Death (RIP), The Mighty Shamaatae of Arckanum, The World's Largest Cannon, A Hilarious Reaction Caught In Time, The Glory Days of the Atlanta Braves, Collin: The Chunkiest Baby Ever, Farmhouse Holding It Down @ Cape Point, Haters Gonna Hate, Jay-Z: The Blueprint 13 Cover Art, Dale Gribble: Conspiracy Theorist #1, The Lateralus Goat, Black Metal Pun.