Arts & Crafts: TRVE KVLT Style.

I saw this on Saturday night/Sunday morning and totally forgot about it until today. It's one of the funniest/coolest "viral videos" I've seen in a long time. The little girl at the very end is the best. Everything from the shot selection to the soundtrack are on point, I love it. You have to watch!

Thanks Julia.

The Best Live Drummer Ever?

Dude is nuts! You have to see it for yourself because his skills are unbelievable.

Thanks Ricker.

Please Sir...

This video is hilarious and weird all rolled into one. Any idea where it's from?

UPDATE: (6/6/10) YouTube took this piece of internet gold down due to the nipple slip. RIP.

Nike's Stanley The Ref Commercials.

In honor of Dennis Hopper, I thought it would be fitting to post his Nike commercials as Stanley, the crazy referee. I don't know the exact date these first started airing, but I do know it was sometime in the early to mid 90's. My Dad and I used to love the Bruce Smith one and would quote it for years to come. I am pretty sure he still has the Nike: Bad Things Man t-shirt I got for him back in the day. Anyways, hope you enjoy the commercials as much as we did.

Bruce Smith... Bad things, man.

Troy Aikman... Took it! Like a man, man.

Barry Sanders... You don't even want to know about Barry Sanders, man.

Sterling Sharpe... Like a freight train, man. Choo choo. Choo choo baby.

Michael Irvin... Does Michael hear the footsteps? Does Michael fear the footsteps?

Hardy Nickerson... Act Casual.

Junior Seau... That's Junior Seau's footprint, man.

Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin... They have ESP, man.

Menace II Society Cheeseburger Scene in French.

Thanks Lambo.

iPhone Adventures, Vol. 3.

A Giant Owl Candle, The Biggest Pizza Ever from Big Mama's & Papa's Pizzeria, Terror Experts Warn Next 9/11 Could Fall On Different Date, Target for Giants, Willow x Vans Slip On's, Cabeza Taco from Taqueria Sanchez, Ned Logan on The Wall.

Epic and Honest Mobile Home Commercial.

If this commercial is actually real I want to shake ol' Robert's hand. How he survived beatings like those is beyond me. Watch the video or don't, I don't care

*Eagle Scream*

Thanks Bohrey.

Awesome Shit, Vol. 6.

I don't know what this is from, but skeletons are rad, Lil' Wayne in Beetle Juice, Braden's Perfect Game... Suck on that A-Fraud, America, Fuck Yeah: The Ford Model, Banksy in LA, Shipwrecked Bros, Amazing Episode of Breaking Bad, Target Field, Opening Day, Anatomy of Vic Rattlehead, Old School Slayer T-Shirt, Best Barry Bonds Photo Ever, A Lucha libre riding a surfboard in a sea of people while it's pouring rain (I couldn't even make that up if I tried), Grandma Likes To Party, When you gotta go, you gotta go, Ed Repka x Death's Leprosy Album Art, Hipster Cat, Early Bo Jackson Sports Illustrated Cover, The original Blizzard Beasts: Immortal, Terry Bradshaw's Missing a Tooth, Go Buy Black Breath's new album Heavy Breathing right now! Or not...

Dave Chappelle...

Rewatching the clip below makes me head to the mother of all time wasters, YouTube. I then searched for more Chappelle gold and found this early gem below that. Enjoy.

Man Rape.

18 Year Old Dave.

Van Damme Massacre.

If you still haven't seen JCVD, do yourself a favor and watch it immediately.

Things Kingsley Hates...

I share some similar pet peeves as him, but the birds part is spot on. Except owls, they're rad.

Random Stuff, Vol. 8...

Richard Ramirez aka The Night Stalker, Sleep... Greatest Stoner Metal Band Ever? St. Pauli Hooligan, Lady isn't impressed w/ Shaun White at all, Hunter's Getting Big, Drunk Demon, McNabb's Redskins Jersey, T-Bone's Hamlet, Of course Danny Bonaduce likes the Phillies, Get Well Chi Cheng, Don't Forget About Haiti, OG Grant Hill, Win Ben Stein's Money, The Ghetto JanSport, Making friends is Bud's business, Christian Slater is Brian Kelly in Gleaming The Cube, Insane Mike Tyson Tattoo, Mini Dragons Do Exist, Coffinworm, Scott Kelly Loves The Raiders.

Rich Eisen x Jacoby Ford x Tim Tebow x Terrance Cody's 40 @ The Combine.

Random Videos of Music.

Flea on Vermont talking about Los Feliz. (1994).

Fugazi: Live In DC (1989). (The crowd is proof that hipsters existed even back in '89.)

SLAYER - Black Magic (Live in Anaheim @ The Woodstock 3/28/83). (Supposedly it's the 1st video footage of the band playing live?)

Cliff Burton Solos (Every single solo from the Cliff 'Em All DVD.) (One of the best bassists ever, RIP.)

Megadeth - Sweating Bullets Music Video. (Classic.)

Happy Mother's Day.

Call your Mom and tell her you love her. Now watch Mr. T and Danzig throw it down for Moms all over the world.

Awesome Shit, Vol. 5...

Bill Murray called my Mom a weirdo... True Story, "Bob" Clemente's Baseball Card, Best Picture Ever?, The San Francicso Giants, The Joy (Division) of Morning Wood, Roberto Clemente, '61 Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris Topps Cards, The Best Metal Picture Ever, Chuck Schuldiner of Death (RIP), The Mighty Shamaatae of Arckanum, The World's Largest Cannon, A Hilarious Reaction Caught In Time, The Glory Days of the Atlanta Braves, Collin: The Chunkiest Baby Ever, Farmhouse Holding It Down @ Cape Point, Haters Gonna Hate, Jay-Z: The Blueprint 13 Cover Art, Dale Gribble: Conspiracy Theorist #1, The Lateralus Goat, Black Metal Pun.