iPhone Adventures...

Well hello there faithful FARMHOUSE readers. You've probably been wondering where the hell I've been for the last 3-4 months. Long story short, I started a picture blog. So far all of the pictures up are from 2009, but I will be uploading the rest on a daily basis, so do check back often. Metal.

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Arts & Crafts: TRVE KVLT Style.

I saw this on Saturday night/Sunday morning and totally forgot about it until today. It's one of the funniest/coolest "viral videos" I've seen in a long time. The little girl at the very end is the best. Everything from the shot selection to the soundtrack are on point, I love it. You have to watch!

Thanks Julia.

Mortal Kombat Rebirth?

Apparently a new Mortal Kombat movie is in the works. Below is a pretty sweet viral trailer that just hit the interwebz today. Michael Jai White (Spawn, The Dark Knight) plays Jax. Reptile, Baraka, Johnny Cage, Sub Zero, Scorpion and Sonya Blade all make appearances here as well.

Whether it's now or when you were a kid, everyone has a video game they geek out over. Mine just happened to be Mortal Kombat II, so this news pleases me considering the other movies sucked.

Skullphone / Digital Media @ Subliminal Projects.

Skullphone has an art exhibit taking place right now through July 2nd at Subliminal Projects. Even though the opening reception already took place, you should still go. I remember when he first bought space on those obnoxious digital billboards two years ago. People freaked out, I dug it. Anyways, check out the mini trailer below. It was edited by Andrew White. Turned out well.

The Best Live Drummer Ever?

Dude is nuts! You have to see it for yourself because his skills are unbelievable.

Thanks Ricker.

Random Videos of Music.

Fucked Up x Annie-Claude (Duchess Says) - Year of the Ox - Super Session Bande à Part.

Nocturno Culto Ice Fishing w/ Grutle Kjellson of Enslaved (From The Misanthrope, Part 1).

Freddie Gibbs - The Ghetto Music Video (Shout out to Lambo).

The Black Keys - Tighten Up Music Video.

Wiz Khalifa - The Kid Frankie Music Video.

Drag Me To Hell...

I saw this picture last night on the Government of Guatemala's Flickr page of all places. Pretty random. Apparently a sinkhole appeared last Sunday in an intersection in Ciudad de Guatemala.

Please Sir...

This video is hilarious and weird all rolled into one. Any idea where it's from?

UPDATE: (6/6/10) YouTube took this piece of internet gold down due to the nipple slip. RIP.

Nike's Stanley The Ref Commercials.

In honor of Dennis Hopper, I thought it would be fitting to post his Nike commercials as Stanley, the crazy referee. I don't know the exact date these first started airing, but I do know it was sometime in the early to mid 90's. My Dad and I used to love the Bruce Smith one and would quote it for years to come. I am pretty sure he still has the Nike: Bad Things Man t-shirt I got for him back in the day. Anyways, hope you enjoy the commercials as much as we did.

Bruce Smith... Bad things, man.

Troy Aikman... Took it! Like a man, man.

Barry Sanders... You don't even want to know about Barry Sanders, man.

Sterling Sharpe... Like a freight train, man. Choo choo. Choo choo baby.

Michael Irvin... Does Michael hear the footsteps? Does Michael fear the footsteps?

Hardy Nickerson... Act Casual.

Junior Seau... That's Junior Seau's footprint, man.

Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin... They have ESP, man.

RIP Dennis Hopper.

As most of you know by now actor, filmmaker, and all around badass Dennis Hopper passed away today. Hopper needs no introduction and had been in the movie industry since 1955's Rebel Without A Cause. To be able to have a career that long and successful says something about the man. He will be missed.

My first vivid experience with Hopper was back in 1994 when my Grandpa took me to the movies. He didn't care what we saw, so I had to pick. For some reason, I chose Speed. I don't know why, but I'll never forget it. Maybe it's because I got to see an R Rated movie when I was 11 or maybe it's because I was spending time with someone who actually meant something to me? I honestly don't know why, but I like to think that a certain performance by a deformed mad man named Howard Payne had a little something to do with it. Regardless, when I heard the news today, it definitely brought back that random Saturday afternoon.

Due yourself a favor and check out the following movies if you already haven't: Easy Rider,  Apocalypse Now, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, River's Edge, Blue Velvet, Hoosiers, COLORS (Directed), True Romance, and of course Speed. All Dennis Hopper staples.

Menace II Society Cheeseburger Scene in French.

Thanks Lambo.

iPhone Adventures, Vol. 3.

A Giant Owl Candle, The Biggest Pizza Ever from Big Mama's & Papa's Pizzeria, Terror Experts Warn Next 9/11 Could Fall On Different Date, Target for Giants, Willow x Vans Slip On's, Cabeza Taco from Taqueria Sanchez, Ned Logan on The Wall.

The Birdman of Lisbon.

Portuguese musician Claudio Montuori aka Amibuz.

Random Videos of Music.

Isis - Carry (Live in HD).

The Melvins & Mastodon playing The Bit at ATP in Minehead, UK (12-7-08). (3 drummers!)

GRYNCH - My Volvo Music Video. (Shout out to Stephan & GMP, video turned out great.)

Reflection Eternal - In This World Music Video.

Guns N' Roses - You Could Be Mine Music Video.

Sneakers...

Haven't done one of these in awhile, so here are all the sneakers I'm digging at the moment.

Random side note, I need to sell my dunk collection. If you know anyone looking for deadstock Nike SB Dunks, give 'em a heads up to check out the blog. I'll post them here in the upcoming days. All Size 11.

ALIFE Everybody Hi Lux Leather.

Nike Air Trainer Max '91: Bo Jackson.

CONS CTS Hi.

New Balance 998.

New Balance 996.

Vans x Supreme Bleached/Denim Era.

Vans Bedford - OTW Collection (Black).

Vans Bedford - OTW Collection (Burgandy).

Vans Bedford - OTW Collection (Forest Green).

Nike SB Dunk Hi (Poor-man's Heaven's Gate).

While I know Clarks aren't sneakers, they're still rad. Below the Desert Boot.

The Infamous Wallabee Boot.

Epic and Honest Mobile Home Commercial.

If this commercial is actually real I want to shake ol' Robert's hand. How he survived beatings like those is beyond me. Watch the video or don't, I don't care

*Eagle Scream*

Thanks Bohrey.

Darren Woodson...

I miss having a Safety like Woodson. Dude was a beast. 5x Pro Bowl selection, 3x First-Team All-Pro, and 3x Super Bowl Champion. I love that whoever edited this highlight reel used a Three 6 Mafia song. I only wish he had more footage. It's still pretty rad, check it out.

Awesome Shit, Vol. 6.

I don't know what this is from, but skeletons are rad, Lil' Wayne in Beetle Juice, Braden's Perfect Game... Suck on that A-Fraud, America, Fuck Yeah: The Ford Model, Banksy in LA, Shipwrecked Bros, Amazing Episode of Breaking Bad, Target Field, Opening Day, Anatomy of Vic Rattlehead, Old School Slayer T-Shirt, Best Barry Bonds Photo Ever, A Lucha libre riding a surfboard in a sea of people while it's pouring rain (I couldn't even make that up if I tried), Grandma Likes To Party, When you gotta go, you gotta go, Ed Repka x Death's Leprosy Album Art, Hipster Cat, Early Bo Jackson Sports Illustrated Cover, The original Blizzard Beasts: Immortal, Terry Bradshaw's Missing a Tooth, Go Buy Black Breath's new album Heavy Breathing right now! Or not...

2010 Rock The Bells Lineup Announced.

Another solid lineup from the Guerrilla Union. This year's Rock The Bells festival has none other than the all mighty Wu-Tang Clan performing Enter the Wu-Tang: 36 Chambers in it's entirety. Rakim will perform 1987's classic, Paid In Full, KRS-One will perform Criminal Minded, and last, but not least Slick Rick will conquer The Great Adventures of Slick Rick from beginning to end. Lauryn Hill is also rumored to be a special guest.

For ticket info, click HERE.

Random Videos of Music: Danzig Edition.

Glenn Danzig - Box Talk Interview (1992). (Remember the Box? I loved that station when I was a kid.)

Glenn Danzig - Interview @ St. Mark's Comics in New York City (1995).

Glenn Danzig - Interview (1992).

Meet Glenn Danzig (Misfits) Early Years. (Interview filmed in a storage room at Group W Cable in Dearborn Michigan on January 7, 1983)

Danzig Talking About Comics.